KEVBlOg

It's the irregularly updated, ''What's Kevbo up to?'' type of thing for friends, family and select strangers. Enjoy... or don't. See the very first post of 03/02/02 for a few more introductory words.

Saturday, March 02, 2002

KEVBlOg : Under Arrest for Blathering:Something tells me that this page will eventually read like Larry King's column in USA Today, the best fast food newspaper you can buy. King's column is quite similar to Norm MacDonald's SNL parody wherein King prattles aimlessly about inane subjects. A typical sentence would be something like "You can't beat Shelly Winter's performance in the Poseidon Adventure. She was a beauty." That will be followed by a phrase like "I still don't know what's between the halves of an Oreo cookie." And thus he gets paid gigadollars and goes home to his twelfth wife. I write this stuff and I then I look at pictures of Anna Kournikova. That's the same thing, right? Right!?
Big party today in Lake Placid for Jimmy Shea. Jimmy's the U.S. Olympic Skeleton dude who won the gold medal. I work with his cousins at the paper. So Jimmy and I are virtually best friends. I'm hoping the brewpub in Placid will make some commemorative brew like Skeleton Ale, Gold Medal ale or something like that.
Yup, it's all about the beer. Everything relates back to beer.
This is it. My first post to the KEVBlOg. You're quaking in your boots in anticipation, I can tell. Behold your onramp to the world of Kevbo.
It's not going to be updated every day... let's get that straight. Content posted by me will range from links to a web site that's caught my attention, updates on projects at work or at home, news of family and friends, a small photo or two, parody, satire and sarcasm by yours truly and obnoxious directives that I have decided will make your life better. Oh yes, in the nature of all Blog pages (and reality in general), it's all about me, baby.